During routine instrument checking, NASA's Curiosity Rover has accidentally uncovered what appears to be the Statue of liberty.
The American Icon was found just outside a patch of sedimentary rock known to NASA as "Roger's Ass" (Named by NASA in honour of mission scientist Roger Bernstein who was out sick this week have a colonoscopy).
The Rover beamed back the pictures From "Roger's Ass" with the comment:
"YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"