In a surprise turn of events an Iranian man has reportedly given birth to triplets despite an announcement by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that no one is capable of giving birth through homosexuality and that homosexuality ceases procreation.
Following his statement on CNN's 'Piers Morgan Tonight' the President was informed of the development in the country's capital Tehran.
Mr Ahmadinejad said that he was looking forward to offering his 'personal' congratulations to the fortunate gay couple when he returned from his visit to the United Nations in New York.
In a statement to the world's media he said, "The homosexuals seem to have found what you Westerners call a 'loop hole' through which procreation is possible."
In a separate statement Mr Ahmadinejad refuted that the Ayatollah Khomeini was in fact a lesbian geography teacher from Norfolk.