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Started 7 months ago by wallster
Latest reply from Ironduke

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sofa so good

wallster

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4558884/Man-is-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-sofa-in-the-street.html

The hotel worker was seen by an off-duty cop at 11pm “thrusting his hips” against the sofa which was in full view next to the kerb. Nobody was on the “love seat”.

I suppose all sofas should have a good stuffing.

Posted 7 months ago #
Tripod

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Having sex with furniture? Could have been worse: he could have been in the cabinet...

Posted 7 months ago #
Not Amused

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I like the last line referring to another story ..
"A PERVERT is being hunted by cops in Varallo, Italy, after he was seen having sex with a BOTTLE BANK"

Posted 7 months ago #
Sinnick

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He just came out the closet

Posted 7 months ago #
Tripod

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Drawers out for the lads...

Posted 7 months ago #
dvo4fun

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I feel a tad unclean after reading that. I mean to say, 'The Sun' FFS!

Posted 7 months ago #
sigmund

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I wonder if he was a cross dresser, or maybe a TV?

Posted 7 months ago #
rikkor

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The sad thing is that he got the sofa at IKEA. So, he had to spend hours assembling it before he could take his marital rights with it.

Posted 7 months ago #
Ironduke

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A Sofa?

Show off.

Posted 7 months ago #
rikkor

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At least I didn't spell it "sopha". What do you call it?

Posted 7 months ago #
Ironduke

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Speaking as someone who would select a vanity cushion for a copulation aid, I call it bragging.

Posted 7 months ago #
FlashArry

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DFS to seek restraining order ?

Posted 7 months ago #
sigmund

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DFS? ‘Don’t fuck sofas.'

Posted 7 months ago #
Ironduke

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Who'm I kidding...ship out that curvy Chaise Longue, the wanton hussy

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