Following his successful, if utterly pointless attempt to win over the American public, who don't vote in UK elections, David Cameron has decided to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show in order to appeal to another crowd of morons who don't know who the fuck he is.
"The vast majority of these people aren't capable of putting an 'X' in a box with a big fat crayon anyway,
so it's not like I can lose any more support" Mr Cameron said.