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Ofsted reports schoolgirls "getting easier". More soon.

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Started 8 months ago by Mary Evans
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Are you Oxbridge in disguise?

Mary Evans

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Naughty Maz.

Posted 8 months ago #
Golgo13

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You write the jokes we dare not...

Posted 8 months ago #
Mary Evans

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Titter titter.

All this fuss. I remember when shagging a teacher was on the syllabus. This nanny state has a lot to answer for...

Posted 8 months ago #
pinxit

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Succinct. Stars.

Posted 8 months ago #
Midfield Diamond

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Yeah, great line.

Posted 8 months ago #
charlies_hat

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Nice. Gold star and see me in my office after school....

Posted 8 months ago #
Anonymous

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naughty but nice..

stars

Posted 8 months ago #
dvo4fun

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ouch

Posted 8 months ago #
Perks

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brilliant

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andydog

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shagging a teacher on the syllabus - is that like the school bus?

Posted 8 months ago #
Deadcode

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Great line.

Posted 8 months ago #
Mary Evans

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Thanks peeps. Satirising the flagrant abuse of educational power seems fitting the day I return to lecture my uni students - one of whom assured me today that if I hurried my Adaptation lecture this afternoon, we could make the 5pm crossing to Cherbourg, the cheeky knave.

And @andydog, shagging a teacher on the school bus is classed as extra-curricular, therefore doesn't count towards your coursework. Might help with a D of E award, though?

Posted 7 months ago #
Ironduke

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How do you fancy dumbing down on my grade inflation, peaches?

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Mary Evans

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How kind, Mr D - although even the most basic grasp of GSCE Maths assures me that twice nothing is still nothing...

Posted 7 months ago #
Ironduke

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Your basic grasp of my key point is a source of great relief.

Posted 7 months ago #
Duncan Biscuit

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A*
I'd like to make you an unconditional offer.

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