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Jesus, Mitt Romney is a thick twat

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Started 7 months ago by waylandsmithy
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waylandsmithy

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why don't aircraft windows open?

...is there any room to manoeuvre on this?

Although maybe he has a point. If they had opening windows on submarines, undersea fires would be a thing of the past.

Posted 7 months ago #
Deadcode

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Maybe he wants to put his head out the window like a dog in the front seat of a car. Here's to praying that happens and then they hit a flock of birds in mid flight.

Posted 7 months ago #
Yikes

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I have had a go .. http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48666

but maybe one of those incidents where the true story is sillier than we can make up ...

Posted 7 months ago #
Lucy4

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That's just the sort of comment that'll get him elected.

Posted 7 months ago #
sigmund

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May I refer the Hon. Gentlemen to this:
http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48638
My first ticker. Yay me.

Posted 7 months ago #
waylandsmithy

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I had a go myself in the end, but sent it elsewhere while the site was down. No idea how it will do.

Posted 7 months ago #
Perks

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Would have made a fine LA IMHO

Posted 7 months ago #
button

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Nice one Sigmund.

Posted 7 months ago #
ianslat

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Perfect credentials to be a Republican president.

Posted 7 months ago #
bonjonelson

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"Jesus, Mitt Romney is a thick twat"

Grammar mistake.

I think you mean "Jesus, Mitt Romney are thick twats"

and possibly with "and" instead of the comma.

Jolyon

Posted 7 months ago #
waylandsmithy

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Bonjo, you religious freak. Jesus is dead. Durrr.

Posted 7 months ago #
Ironduke

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yeah, Bonge is taking a bit of a stance there.

Omnipotent deity or thick twat; its hard to see the shades of grey there.

Posted 7 months ago #
bonjonelson

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>Bonjo, you religious freak. Jesus is dead

What? I'm half-way through the book and you've just spoiled the ending for me :(

Posted 7 months ago #
Sinnick

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Best not tell him the bit where he comes back to life - he won't be expecting that.

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