Anyone remember the neat-o challenge? Backe inne ye oldenne dayes when most people came to the biscuit to write good comedy, there was a little side bet called the Neat-o challenge.
One contributor would select a word or topic for others to write subs about. After a predetermined time period the best contribution would be chosen in each category (one liner, NIB and main article) and an overall winner selected from those 3.
The ultimate winner would then take over the baton, choose a new subject and judge the entries and so forth and so froth and so firth of filth and so.
There are no prizes other than the adulation of your peers and the chance to be the judge next time round.
If anyone fancies getting it up again then perhaps you might want to write something funny and original based around:
Do whatever you want to do with it. You have until precisely lunchtimeish on Friday to get 'em in. I suggest you either write NEAT-O in the body of your sub or simply sub it in reply to this message to make it easier to find them.
Good luck and all that.
<grabs tin hat and dives under table>