Following on from events at Westminster and the recent 'plebgate' affair, it has emerged that plebs all over the country are uniting behind the idea of forming their own political party. The Party Letting Everyone Become Super (PLEBS) yesterday emerged as a new contender for a possible coalition government, and are said to be in talks with the Kindly Nice Old Buggers (KNOBS), a disgruntled pensioner movement that aims to promote the fact that not everyone over 60 is in UKIP. A spokesperson for the Lib Dems said, 'we're not worried about this new coalition threat, in fact we welcome it. We want plebs to have a voice. Many of our party faithful are out and out plebs. In fact we'd probably consider getting into bed with them, so to speak, at least the younger, more attractive ones'.
Harry Marsden, a software engineer from Winchmore Hill, and the PLEBS newly appointed media liaison officer said, 'Us plebs have had enough. It's hard being a pleb and it's time we did something monumentally stupid, like entering British politics at a time when it's got even less respect than a load of people in California who get 12-year-olds to make expensive phones.'
It is also rumoured that the PLEBS have also been contacted by a right-wing breakaway group of tories known as the CUNTS. 'Yes, we've been approached,' confirmed Marsden. "We've asked them to come back when they've got an acronym.
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