[b]yesterday for a little stoll,and I found 5 paintings in a sack,someone must have forgot them when they were getting on the bus at the bus stop on Golders Green road.One painting was by a bloke named Pinoceow,another a Mr Lughole,a Mongoloid,a Branch and a Mr Malteaser.Fucking rubbish,ovously done by seriously disturbed individuals in a long term mental asylum,self portrait one was of some nutter screaming.I through the lot into the back of a passing dustcart,not before Id removed the balaclava and black leather gloves that someone had lovingly sown pink panthers onto,Im no mug.I bet someone somewhere is kicking themselfs losing them,come in handy for when its a full moon and I go out digging up a few stiffs over Highgate cemetery they will.Then later I had even more good luck,Id just staggered out of Faggins the pub next to the synagogue and was just about to start heiling a cab,but then I lowered my arm and decided it wasnt such a good idea,not when your wearing a nazi helmet in Golders green.So where was I?....oh yes Id just staggered out the pub(Twice I staggered out as I had to go back in again after I came out the first time as i forgot my balaclava and gloves)and I bumped into this Jewish salesman,selling top of the range perfume from a suitcase.All above board and kosher,none of your fake rubbish,proper top of the range stuff he said,as worn by all the top Jewish film stars,celebs and pop stars,like the Krays and Barry Manalow and the like.It smelt nearly as good as my Old Spice so I knew it was expencive.400 quid a bottle he told me it was in the shops,but I could have all 8 bottles (real plastic fancy ones they are)his last ones for 250 quid.Now I knew hed ovously stolen them,but i dont care Im immumne from procecution cos Im mad like,so I said 200 quid?he said yeah,ha ha haarrrrrrrrrrr jim lad I thought as a run up the road,what a mug,200 quid for 8 bottles of Judaism Dior.
Went over the wall
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well I thought it was funny,did you? you would youd laugh at anything you would,would I? yes you no I would!,...........ok you no best,
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