After the success of the recently released Fifty Shades of Grey soundtrack, containing fifteen tracks for lovers of the book to play in their own Red Room of Pain, we are pleased to announce the following merchandise will soon become available for all fans of Anastasia and Christian's wacky romance:
Fifty Shades of Grey: The Board Game - Will you manage to get Christian to settle down into a normal relationship, or will you be forced to accept he'll never change his ways. It all rests on the roll of the dice and the choice of the card in this soon to be legendary board game. Put away your edition of Trivial Pursuit, this is the game you'll soon be wanting to get out at dinner parties.
Anatasia and Christian action figures - Recreate your favourite scenes from the book with these two action figures which are suitable for adults and children alike. Each is anatomically correct and comes with their own unique and kinky accessories.
Fifty Shades of Grain - Make your breakfast a memorable one with this brand new cereal. You'll be left feeling satisfied yet slighty confused of your feelings after every bowl.
Fifty Shades of Grey Trading Card Game - Move over Pokémon, there's a new card game in town. Using strategy and knowledge of the deck, be the first to commit to a BDSM relationship in this new card game. Conserve your spanking points while keeping up your emotional defences, and you're bound to show who's king of the deck!
The above is just a small sample of the merchandise that will soon be released. Look out for the fake poop, blow-up dolls, lunchboxes, t-shirts and comics all heading to a high-street store near you.