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Apology


(14 posts) (9 voices)
  • Started 7 months ago by Martin Shuttlecock
  • Latest reply from Martin Shuttlecock

Tags:

  • Give him a chance
  • give the guy a break
  • He's genuine
  • Keyboard Warriors
  • Martin is being trolled
  • meh
  • Pack mentality strikes again
  • respect is a two way thing
  • Skoob1999 is the troll
  • Stop doing what other boards do
  • Where's little Hugh of Lincoln got to?
  • Who trolls the troll
  • who?
  1. Martin Shuttlecock

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    This person posing as Skoob1999 is really not me. It's a name I use elsewhere.

    When I saw it today, I thought I'd just play along. It's somebody out to cause mischief, for whatever reason, but it categorically is not me.

    I'd just like to apologise for playing along with that particular game, because it isn't fair to you, and it serves as a distraction from what you're trying to do here. I'm sorry that I didn't see that earlier. I was just too busy popping in from time to time and playing the game to realise that it isn't good and it isn't clever.

    So, that's me done, and the apology is sincere. This is really not my scene, but I wish you all the very best.

    I'll still pop in from time to time to see what my old mucker's up to, but I shan't comment or add anything.

    Adios

    The Real Skoob aka Martin Shuttlecock

    Posted 7 months ago #
  2. Perks

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    Can anyone put this to music?

    Posted 7 months ago #
  3. Plucky Munky

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    I'll try ......

    Posted 7 months ago #
  4. Ironduke

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    May I suggest 'shut your f*cking mouth, and use your f*cking brain' by The Wildhearts?

    Posted 7 months ago #
  5. nickb

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    Well said Iron

    Posted 7 months ago #
  6. Ironduke

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    There's a message in here somewhere...pretty deep though.

    Posted 7 months ago #
  7. rikkor

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    I blame the Jews for this pose counter-pose of people I've never heard of.

    Posted 7 months ago #
  8. notoracism

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    I feel so unsure
    As I take your hand and lead you to the forum
    As the laughter dies, something in your eyes
    Calls to mind the silver screen

    And all its sad good-byes

    I'm never gonna write again
    Guilty fingers have got no funny
    Though it's easy to pretend
    I know you’re not a fool

    Should've known better than to create a friend
    And waste the chance that I've been given
    So I'm never gonna write again
    The way I wrote with you

    Time can never mend
    The careless postings of a pretend friend
    To the heart and mind
    Ignorance is kind
    There's no comfort in the truth
    Pain is all you'll find

    Tonight the laughter seems so loud
    I wish that we could lose this crowd
    Maybe it's better this way
    We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say

    I'm never gonna write again
    Guilty fingers have got no funny
    Though it's easy to pretend
    I know you’re not a fool

    Should've known better than to create a friend
    And waste the chance that I've been given
    So I'm never gonna write again
    The way I wrote with you

    We could have been so good together
    We could have lived this joke forever
    But no one's gonna talk with me

    Posted 7 months ago #
  9. Ironduke

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    Wake me up, before you go-go
    Hope you're planning on going solo.

    Posted 7 months ago #
  10. Martin Shuttlecock

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    Just to really piss you off bullethead - I've posted a ticker.

    And as for notoracism - why go to all that trouble you sad bastard?

    Once again, I'll bid you adieu.

    Shuttlecock (All three of me)????????WTF?

    Posted 7 months ago #
  11. malgor

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    Er... there's a spelling mistake in your ticker, Mr Shuttlecock.

    Posted 7 months ago #
  12. dvo4fun

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    "I'll still pop in from time to time to see what my old mucker's up to, but I shan't comment or add anything."

    ...

    Posted 7 months ago #
  13. Martin Shuttlecock

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    Thanks Malgor. I corrected it in the thread, with your welcome guidance. I'm usually not bad at the old spelling game. Don't use a spellchecker for example, but there's a lesson learned, and appreciated. And no, much to everyone's relief, I won't be appearing here regularly. There just aren't many places where you can post a witless one liner. (That's a reference to my rather corny effort by the way, and not a dig at anyone else.)

    PS - It really is only me. I have the one account, the one screen name, and that's it.

    Take it or leave it.

    Carry on.

    Posted 7 months ago #
  14. Martin Shuttlecock

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    Hey, dvo,

    After what I've been subjected to here, can you, in all honesty blame me for responding? I didn't intend to, but I didn't want people thinking I was running away with my tail between my legs.

    I'm made of sterner stuff than that. Trust me.

    Posted 7 months ago #

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