A international panel of experts has strongly endorsed evidance that a bright orange Space Hopper was behind the mass extintion of the dinosaurs.They reached the consensus after conducting experiments which consisted of throwing a space Hopper of the top of a 20 foot ladder,onto childrens toy dinosaurs.Proffessor MacHamish Macnoddle a leading expert on Space Hoppers and ladders,writes in the Science journal,We came to the Space Hopper conclution after ruling out theories such as the ice age on the grounds of mesophereballs,and non sequitur quango quantum flotation,which if kookokoppie would cause flems radiographs,within 6 days and 17 milli secounds.Also that nobody realy has any idea whatso ever least me,how the dinosaurs died out,further more who realy gives a shit.
The analysis has been discussed at the 41st Lunar and Planetary Science Conferance (LPSC)in the US.Where scientists bore each other discuss numerous ways to waste millions of dollars investigating the same old pontless bollocks,that nobody except stamp collecters,trainspotters,and sad Elvis Presley impersonaters have any interest in.
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Dr Bollocks
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