You’re driving home from the Coldplay gig.
A manky little slug breathed badger steps out in front of the car
BANG !!
That’s £600 worth of damage to the offside wing and you’re now late for Mock The Week on Dave
Do you;
pick up the dying badger and take it to the vet
or
give it a good kicking and leave it on the side of the road to die a slow and agonising death
or
reverse over the fucking flea ridden shit-bag and make sure it is dead
Your move.
But I think you'll find it's the roadside that's full of dying badgers...not the vets.
