You’re driving home from the Coldplay gig.
A manky little slug breathed badger steps out in front of the car
That’s £600 worth of damage to the offside wing and you’re now late for Mock The Week on Dave
pick up the dying badger and take it to the vet
give it a good kicking and leave it on the side of the road to die a slow and agonising death
reverse over the fucking flea ridden shit-bag and make sure it is dead
But I think you'll find it's the roadside that's full of dying badgers...not the vets.