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   Scroat
   

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   No idea.

   Maybe the editor of the local rag, with an amazing headline over a story about Paul Daniels:

   I'm NOT a sex symbol says magician Paul, 72

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   andhrimnir
   

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   Ming Campbell (for breaking the sound barrier with the speed of his u-turn on terrorist deportation)
   or that Judoon woman for wearing the same top on question time that she wore on Newsbiscuit. Clearly she doesn't read the site and therefore is out of touch with people that matter.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   But she has done a u-turn on gay adoption.

   New Tory is a bit like New Labour used to be. Not so rabid, and a bit more touchy feely.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   simonjmr
   

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   New Tory is a bit like Old Liberal Democrat.

   TWAT of the week nominations
   Lianne Smith and Martin Smith

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Mr.3374
   

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   Twat of the week is my MD.
   He shall hold the honour until I find a proper job with a boss from earth. Or at least this galaxy, best not be too choosy.
   I'm sure he's the failed prototype of the "artificial Life" we now have. Littlejohn was another attempt who failed to connect with reality.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   For the first time in ages, I can't think of anyone who has pissed me off sufficently to be nominated. Unless whoever came up with the Olympic mascot design.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   PluckyMunky
   

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   I nominate the best friend of the cousin of the man who's married to a woman who used to live with a man five streets up from the butchers.

   Excuse me! Why don't we ever get a definitive Twat of the Week?

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Mr.3374
   

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   Unless whoever came up with the Olympic mascot design

   Add in the editor of our local rag who stuck it on the front page, and we have winners.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   Next step is a Hall of Fame, or maybe Shame - TOTWHOS. I can think of a few contenders for induction.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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