over Sainsburys new controversial express pay as you go sexbots.Excited men are cueing around the block to try out the new sexbots,a pilot project being held in one of their popular north London stores.Lets go inside and talk to some those that have used the sexbots,see what they think.
Bob a pensioner and loyal Sainsburys user.
Coorrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh luvley guvner,so easy to use,you just adjust the hole height like this,put ya dough in the slot like this see?,Ill put a knicker in thats all Ive got on me,wait till the annoying voice says"have you swiped your nectar card"slot yourself in,and your away like this, watch its easy,gaaaaarrhhh ya dirty old fuckbot...ya fuckbot you...gaaaaaarrhhh ya luv it dont ya ya dirty fuckbot ya filthy fucker arrrrrhhhhhhhh......oh shit pands finished,that seemed a bit quick,I was just getting goin......havta come back tomora guvner.
Joe a 50 year old tourist from Texas.
I couldnt beleive my god dam eyes at first,seeing all these lines of hairy asses in the middle of a English supermarket humping what looks just like a everyday self service till,but gee what a great idea,things Sainsburys will do to pull in the punters eh?I think its swell.Here hold my stetson,its my turn again.Yeeeeeeeeeeharrrhhhhhhhh ride em cowboy,take that ya dirty limey fuckbot........yeeeeeeehhoooooooooooo thats it baby you just cant say no can you?you filthy old Sainsburys fuckbot......arrhhhhhh that felt good...oh look I even got 6 cents change.
I think theyre crap,everytime Ive tried humping a express sexbot it just rejects my two pound coins all the time,then you have to stand there with a hard on while a assistant goes fetches you a couple of pound coins,its realy frustrating when that happens,makes you think youd have been better queing up to hump a cashier.
Dave,(wont give his age)London.
I think express pay as you go sexbots are wonderfull,Ive just lost my virginity to one,and all I can say is it was just a amazing experience,truely amazing,right next to the frozen chickens to.As soon as I get my dole money tommorow,Ill be back with a rose and will be down on one knee asking the sexbot to marry me........hay you over there...yes you get your filthy hands of my sexbot.......shes my gal you bastard
The best bit I like is when the sexbot teases you,when it says "do you still wish to carry out this transaction?"......god dam right I do you horny teasing sexpot slut,soon as I get another 65 pence into you Im gonna bang you till your electronics malfunction.