Today is the first anniversary of me signing up to this site and my first lame sub
Since then, the Newsbiscuit addiction has seen me over analyising everything looking for an angle, waking at 12:01 to see who has the coverted Front Page, and has meant conversations with my wife have fallen by 75%, which has saved my marriage.
Being a NewsBiscaholic has affected every part of my life and seen me not paying enough attention to the important things in life. Just after the addiction started, my wife gave birth to our second daughter, her name escapes me. When I look at my profile I realise I have been logged on for more hours than I have spent with her. But I can justify that. At 10 months old she is just not funny.
So my addiction, which is an illness, will continue for another year untill my dealers, those people who supply subs to feed my needs and take away the morning withdrawal symptoms, get arrested, or Jeremy Kyle puts me on a week long humour detox requiring daily reading of thespoof.co.uk.
Thanks for the laughs