Kate Middleton’s breasts are continuing their successful world tour of media publications by adding more countries to their already packed schedule
Already spotted in Ireland, Italy and now Sweden the perky couple will be flying into the pages of a Danish Weekly later in the week where they will once again be thrust into the limelight for scrutiny by the few people who are yet to see them.
Editor-in-Chief Kim Henningsen is delighted at the coup and has assured the Royal Family he will be holding out a warm hand to welcome them aboard. He’s also promised to portray them in a good light and has taken the precaution of upgrading their copy of Photoshop to the latest version to facilitate this.
Reactions to the impending arrival of the famous duo has been mixed with some showing complete indifference and referring to them as insignificant while others declaring that they are dying to see them in the flesh.
A royal spokesman described the stripped down tour as a unique opportunity for people around the world to observe the raw Kate Middleton without the glitz, glamour and bikini top. He went on to say that she has Williams’ full support though judging by the pictures a training bra should be more than adequate.
