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Started 8 months ago by wallster
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wallster

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4546161/Farmworker-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-donkey.html

Carlos Romero, 31, was allegedly caught romping with the 21-month-old animal in a barn that doubles up as his bedroom.

How many wrongs can one story include?

Posted 8 months ago #
Quaz

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Hands up, which one of you wrote this? (No, not hands up THERE!)

Posted 8 months ago #
Golgo13

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Love the way they put a black strip across the victim's eyes to protect her identity. (but then print her name anyway).

Posted 8 months ago #
rikkor

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Just sent to a Florida-native friend of mine who collects stories like this. They are legion.

Posted 8 months ago #
FlashArry

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Perhaps he could be teamed up with the Cornish Slurrywanker ? "Tales from the Farm Yard" would never be the same again

Posted 8 months ago #
Gerontius

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You lot can be so judgemental at times

Posted 8 months ago #
FlashArry

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Point taken - after all, it was only the one donkey ...

Posted 8 months ago #
Ironduke

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Surely, given the dimensions inherent in the 'donkey cock' slang abuse, there is no way what he was doing could be termed Animal Cruelty?

Animal Disappointment, maybe...

Posted 8 months ago #
kimllfixit

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Quite possibly a new entrant in the top 10 best lines from real news stories ever -
'told officers that his DNA may have “accidentally” ended up inside the animal'

Posted 8 months ago #
writinginbsl

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clench and tone, then

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2207144/Desk-Derriere-Bottoms-getting-bigger-women-spend-time-desk.html

Posted 8 months ago #
Squudge

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oh dear - just clicked on the 'farmworker' link.
Could they have got a less contrite photo of Carlos? He looks like he is about to proposition the photographer.

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