Carlos Romero, 31, was allegedly caught romping with the 21-month-old animal in a barn that doubles up as his bedroom.
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Carlos Romero, 31, was allegedly caught romping with the 21-month-old animal in a barn that doubles up as his bedroom.
How many wrongs can one story include?
Hands up, which one of you wrote this? (No, not hands up THERE!)
Love the way they put a black strip across the victim's eyes to protect her identity. (but then print her name anyway).
Just sent to a Florida-native friend of mine who collects stories like this. They are legion.
Perhaps he could be teamed up with the Cornish Slurrywanker ? "Tales from the Farm Yard" would never be the same again
You lot can be so judgemental at times
Point taken - after all, it was only the one donkey ...
Surely, given the dimensions inherent in the 'donkey cock' slang abuse, there is no way what he was doing could be termed Animal Cruelty?
Animal Disappointment, maybe...
Quite possibly a new entrant in the top 10 best lines from real news stories ever -
'told officers that his DNA may have “accidentally” ended up inside the animal'
clench and tone, then
oh dear - just clicked on the 'farmworker' link.
Could they have got a less contrite photo of Carlos? He looks like he is about to proposition the photographer.
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