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Ancient scroll shows Mary Magdalane hid marriage to Jesus to get council house.

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Started 8 months ago by MADJEZ
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MADJEZ

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more soon.

Posted 8 months ago #
FlashArry

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.. but did she marry him for his dad's money ?

Posted 8 months ago #
burnmybridges

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LOve it,was Jesus renting his out to some socialist middle class tart?They said he was living on the cross 2 up 2 down.

Posted 8 months ago #
burnmybridges

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5 nails for you

Posted 8 months ago #
rikkor

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Funny.

Posted 8 months ago #
charlies_hat

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Typo in the ticker though... ouncil house ?

Posted 8 months ago #
Tripod

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Typo in the ticker though... ouncil house ?

Long time no see...

Posted 8 months ago #
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You can imagine her after the last supper:

"....Jesus Christ, what time do you call this? You better not have been changing water into wine again. By the way, the fucking wardrobe is fucked again, I wish you were more like your other dad and were handy with wood and nails. Call yourself a carpenters son? I really have no idea what I saw in you, I really don't. Miracles? It will be a fucking miracle if you get yourself a proper job. Lazy bastard. When was the last time you went down on me? Your mother called, irritating the shit out me again, what with the 'I'm a virgin' crap. You know she kept the gold, frankincense and myrrh right...sold them on e-bay I bet. Paid for that kitchen. Christ, I hate you sometimes."

Well, if she is anything like my ex-wife that's what she would say anyway.

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