Queen Elizabeth has let it be known that she wishes her loyal subjects should not purchase any filth from the Italian Royal family,the Berlesconis.Should her young and old male subjects feel the need to see Kate`s titties they are asked to use their imagination when masturbating.
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Anonymous
offlineUnregisteredSorry BMB but you've slightly lost me in the detail. Are you suggesting that HRH expects prospective wankers to achieve and maintain a full erection, simply by thinking about the duchess of Cambridge's breasts – and without having seen the Closer portfolio?
Seems rather optimistic, don't you think?
Posted 8 months ago # -
burnmybridges
offlineMemberNo,silly.You use your imagination to conjure up a situation where you are in on the action with Katie,for example you are a helicopter Pilot fresh back from Afghanistan looking for a bit of other type of action and as you are walking past your brothers bedroom,you get a call from katie as her hubbie is away doing an Ashton Kutcher.As what happens after that I have no idea .
Posted 8 months ago # -
Anonymous
offlineUnregisteredJeez BMB.. this still seems rather over-reliant on the old imagination.
but never mind - a worthy 5*..
Posted 8 months ago # -
burnmybridges
offlineMemberWhen I was lad DP meant the Director of prosecutions,Littlewoods was known for Junior Porn and looking at it would not give a young lad shell shock.Nowadays it is too easy for the youth to access it and Princess Katie does not help by splashing out her Tetons allover French Newspapers.Bring back the days of very stiff and large Brassieres.It was a lot easier to get them off than spell it.
Posted 8 months ago #
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