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Like shitting in the kitchen, I went in the wrong room

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Started 8 months ago by Perks
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Perks

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Nothing to see here

Posted 8 months ago #
FlashArry

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Terrible, terrible image forming in my head of Chez Perks

Posted 8 months ago #
charlies_hat

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People with cats are fine with this behaviour though....

Posted 8 months ago #
dvo4fun

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Hold on, let me get this right. Are you saying it's wrong to shit in the kitchen?

Posted 8 months ago #
rikkor

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Shitting in the kitchen is fine as long as you have a garbage disposal and are limber enough to get up onto the sink.

Posted 8 months ago #
Ironduke

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I did a 3 day post-op check up on a hip replacement yesterday.

Lovely dog, German Shepherd called Macie. She strode in, gave me a sniff, looked me in the eye, curled round and took her own sweet time to deliver an absolute mountain of shit in the middle of my consult room. It was a behemoth of a turd; looked like the aftermath of a forest clearance; stank to high heaven. Three times I pulled more paper from the roll as it just kept on coming. By the end you could have run a flag pole up beside it and used it as a podium.

I muttered somethng about 'thank you for the feedback' whilst trying to stay jolly but in truth with the glazed eyes and green faces in the room I don't think anyone was listening.

Macie trotted out with quite a spring in her step. Professionally I was chuffed; unprofessionally I was lost in admiration.

Posted 8 months ago #
sigmund

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WHen you say ‘German Shepherd’ you do mean a dog, yes? Not a lady from Bavaria who tends sheep for a living?

Posted 8 months ago #
Ironduke

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That would be the German Shepherdess.

You don't want to know what she did in my consult room...but I think the Alpine Horn training was a big part of her success.

Posted 8 months ago #
rikkor

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I know GSD's. Macie was giving you a message.

Posted 8 months ago #
Ironduke

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Yes, I realised there might be a subtle nuance in a dump truck of turd dropped on my floor.

Actually, I do remember being rather chuffed that she was now able to contort herself into such an extreme posture of deliverance.

Posted 8 months ago #
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Perks

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Because I know it will be deleted in the morning I wanted to preserve in history the spam that bumped this thread. To the spammer called 'wiki', I salute you

Without proper ventilation, your bathroom will without a doubt begin to emanate repugnant odors of all kinds. The articles in this section will help you install a bathroom drain waste vent system and exhaust fan to make sure your bathroom stays clear of stagnant air, mold infestations and bacteria build up. Thanks for sharing.
Regards,
Kitchen showroom London

Posted 1 month ago #
Squudge

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I did notice that today's spams are rather more useful than the normal crop.

Soon we won't be able to tell them from our subs.

Posted 1 month ago #
Big Ben

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The first part of the header is an entertaining metaphor for poor posts. The responses that followed reassuringly made me laugh.

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