A recent report has indicated that the ever-increasing HORDES of orange-skinned intruders are threatening to OVERWHELM the indigenous English population within the next four years. The 1970s saw the first WAVE broach our shores, and ever since then that wave has magnified into a terrifying TSUNAMI that now endangers the very fabric of our society.
Entire cities such as Liverpool and Chelmsford are now INFESTED with these Tango-tinged troglodytes who have undermined traditional British values and threaten to over-run our way of life.
Field-Corporal (retired) Cyril Smitheby-Smythe has told us of his anguish upon leaving the house to be CONFRONTED by swarms of these 'mutants': "It's just not right" he told us "I didn't fight in the war so that my granddaughter could be forced out of house and home by these freaks". His granddaughter, Sybil Smitheby-Smythe tells us of how she was refused a job in a hair salon because she was TOO WHITE! "They told me that my skin was too pale and I didn't look healthy enough for their 'image'" she told us.
Worse still, our undercover reporters have discovered that some British people actually feel so PRESSURED into being orange that they are DYEING their skin or, disgustingly, using specialist machines that actually use cancer-causing RADIATION to burn their skin orange.
Whilst you may think any right-thinking government would take a stand against such VILE practises, the looney-lefties from Brussels have declared it's their own personal CHOICE and nothing can be done about it, declaring parliamentary motions proposing they be sent back to where they came from "Ridiculous" and "Backwards".
Well Brussels, we think it's YOU who are ridiculous and backwards, and that's why we're starting our own campaign which you can support with our soon-to-be-released bumper stickers and football scarves saying "ORANGE SKIN: DON'T LET THEM IN!"
So if you're a proud patriotic Brit, get behind our campaign and fly the flag whenever and wherever you can!