calling all Newsbiscuiters,got money problems?want to be free of the worry of having to pay your morgage off,Ive got the answer man,this will blow you away baby.I was sitting in my easy chair and then I had this far out mystical vision,its so simple its just plain crazy,we over throw the goverment by refusing to use money,we burn it all,Ive already taken matters into my own hands by flushing all mine downt the toilet,baby.Next step when were in power,we replace money with a green alternative,vegatables,yes vegatables, brillant isnt it?We can replace 50 pound notes with say marrows,20s with turnips,tenners with cabbages,fivers with cucumbers,2 quid coins with spring onions,pound coins with baby carrots,and all the other fiddly cumbersome lose change with a assorment of radishes and peas.Groozy eh baby?I know its all a bit mindblowing to take in all at once man,but dont be a fool,open your eyes baby.Think of the extra jobs it will create,not just for farmers,but for a whole new industry in designing and making all the giant vegatable sized wallets and purses that will be needed worldwide.Britian could become world leaders in giant purse making,it would be cosmic man,far out baby.Hay man and then wed need other people with the skills to convert banks into giant freezers,and even more jobs could be created becouse wed need a trained anti vegatable counterfeit force to spot check green grosers and stuff,and undercover vegatable surveillance people,dressed as OAPs with flap caps and carrying hoes,to blend in with people on allotments to make sure their not terrorists stockpilling carrots and cucumbers.We can become a new generation of vegatarians man,If your up for it,or have any suggestions,maybe you think the idea needs tweaking here and there lets all meet up on Monday lunchtime between 1 and 2 in our suits in the City,outside St Pauls to swap drugs and talk tactics,then have sex with each other,turn it into a naked vegatarian love in man.A mass rally,well show the bastards,well keep it non violent,but if the pigs turn up,well all just super glue our feet together and sing John lennons song,"give peas a chance"I know I can count on you all,dont forget Monday between one and 2(unless its raining).......all we are saying is give peas a chance............
A new vegetatative state
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you surly young cuss sir
we will have a much more transparent banking system to,thats what everyone wants isnt it man?and Im the man to give it to you,just think a green house bank in every high street,a bank where even if its shut you could still visit and watch your savings grow.Come on dont be a square you no Im talking sense baby,or are you the kind of person who thinks we can use tree leaves as money,everyone knows money doesnt grow on trees.Next your be suggesting we use nuts as hard currency.
i made it through the entire one para and quite liked it!!
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