Admin has asked me to organise this year's annual conference, after last year's successful outing when we all went paintballing - who could forget the brilliant flouncers vs trolls flag match?
This year will not fail to disappoint, with a 'royal' theme to it, to celebrate the success of the royal family over the past few years. Why not turn up dressed as a nazi, or take the attention away from your sister by having a better arse than her? Those who want to be topical and get your jugs out are strongly advised to consider their suitability.
Guest speakers this year will be Michael Gove, who we have convinced the Q&A will be easier than last year as every previous year has been, and star prize for the raffle this year is a dinner with Ed Balls (you will be required to sleep with him though). Side stalls include include Splat the George Osbourne, Dig Murdoch Out Of The Hole and Through The Pie In Prescott's Mouth.
Apply below, this year will be in the amazing Holiday Inn services at Whetherby - widely known as the best services on the A1(M)!