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  • Started 8 months ago by HIGNFY
  • Latest reply from rikkor

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  1. HIGNFY

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    May I suggest that the admin of this site block IP addresses of previously barred members and maybe put in a fail safe system where a member can not use multiple "identities".

    I came here to write what I hoped was funny articles and headlines, I have posted my real name on my profile and I initially, after reading the FP's thought this site was a fun place where like minded individuals helped each other improve their comedic writing skills.

    Sadly, this place is a nest for trolls, whackos, extremely misinformed individuals and weirdos who, it seems from my point of view anyway, make this place one of the most hostile writing sites on the web.

    I have been accused of being people I have simply never heard of, received PM's referring to individuals I have never heard of, had my posts hijacked by a complete an utter nut job and quite frankly....this place is simply not a creative outlet...it is a lair for sad pathetic trolls with nothing else to do other than post comments in between their wanking sessions while watching kiddie porn.

    Lets face it, as a venture and as a valid website (one site calling this place the British Onion....please....that in itself is a joke and remarkably deluded) this is place is fucked if you don't get rid of the trolls that fester in every corner.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  2. ramblesid

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    How's about this for an idea Sharpecunter; shut the fuck up arsewipe.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  3. Ironduke

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    Is there any chance you two could go and pull each other's pigtails in a quiet corner of the playground?

    Posted 8 months ago #
  4. Golgo13

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    Worthy sentiments, HIGNFY, but I'm afraid Ramblesid is the admin.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  5. ramblesid

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    Hey, vet boy. I see All Creatures is being re-run on the telly . Tell me how far you can stick your arm up a cow's arse? Can you really get as far as your armpit?
    Golly: I wish.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  6. Ironduke

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    Bless you dear boy, you seem to have got stuck at page 1, paragraph 1 of 'vet jokes'.

    I think the horse guys might just have some medication strong enough for your condition. You might come out neighing and eating hay but...well...anything's gotta be worth a shot to try to help you.

    Now..you pair trot on with your bitchslapping. But quietly, and when you come to the make-up sex, keep it down.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  7. rikkor

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    This is a bitch fight worthy of J. Susann's film version of "Valley Of The Dolls." I was completely sated with laughter after Ram Blesid's first comment. But, no. There was more comedy gold in store for me.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  8. burnmybridges

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    At least you have an
    Original name.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  9. 4ty2

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    guess since the site has gone more commercial the flies show up more. Hven't been her for a while but it looks like it lost its sparkle. Comments used to be witty but looks like more and more people lacking the wit as showing up with vulgar replies. Guess the site owners need them to show up the clicks to get the Ad money

    Posted 8 months ago #
  10. Gerontius

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    I must say I preferred it when people wore Pringle sweaters, had proper names like Des and Mary and took their holidays on the Isle of Wight.
    It is certainly not as genteel as it once was....it's getting more cheeseburger and less cress-sandwich every day.
    Comedy for the jaegerbomb generation
    Mint tea anyone....Happy days.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  11. button

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    Its like, so totally uncool to like newsbiscuit.co.uk, even though I liked it first before anyone else had even heard of it, just like I watched Vic Reeves Big Night Out before anyone else had, in fact I helped write it, but now I like the yet to be developed newsbiscuit.org actually.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  12. rikkor

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    Gerontius, too funny. I remember being able to wear Pringle sweaters, before the middle-aged fat alone became enough to keep me warm.

    Posted 8 months ago #

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