As the news of topless photos of the Duchess of Cambridge being published in a French magazine spreads, British porn actresses are expressing deep concern about the message this sends to their industry and to girls thinking of breaking into adult modelling.
"I haven't seen these pictures and I won't be seeking them out. No doubt she'll probably be lying on her back which spreads them out all flat. She will almost definitely not be pouting at the camera, or cupping them properly or anything. Let's face it, Kate - it's not what you do best," commented Jenny Ferguson, a lesbian blogger, and adult performer.
"In this industry, you have to start at the bottom. When they talk about 'entry level positions', they're not joking. So when Kate uses her connections to come swanning in for a bit of topless glamour work, it's a slap in the face for all the women who have climbed the slippery pole in this career."
Jenny will be supported by her super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko in boycotting the French magazine that published the shots, and masturbating to some professional erotica from 3pm until 5-ish this afternoon, broadcasting live via web-cam to the world. They encourage men and women across Britain to join them in this protest.
"We have to let these French gossip magazines know what we think of them, and this is our way of sticking two fingers up to this sort of thing."