I have to say that I haven't seen these pictures and I won't be seeking them out. My experience is that they never live up to the hype. You waste a morning trying to track them down, and then she'll probably be lying on her back which spreads them out all flat, or worse still, you won't actually be able to see her nipples clearly. She will almost definitely not be pouting at the camera, or cupping them properly or anything.
Let's face it, Kate, it's not what you do best, love, is it?
Topless pictures should be done by professional models only, and so in protest, my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko and I will be flicking our love-beans to some proper porn this morning from 10am till noonish.
That'll show the French what we think of their gossip mags!
If any other hot horny firm-breasted lesbians want to join us in sticking two fingers up to this kind of thing, get in touch.
