Someone who has wasted his entire adult life earning a living going round saying a bunch of mumbo jumbo fairy stories are true said Deputy PM Nick Clegg is immature because he called homophobics bigots, it emerged today.
When asked why he has spent so long conning gullible people into believing a little book called The Bible is the truth, like an evil serial killer trying to get a cushy life in a loony bin, former Archbishop of Canterbury ‘Lord’ Carey said: “because God told me to”.
“What about paedo priests?” enquired a reporter “do they exist on a large scale?”
“Is the Pope a Nazi?” came the reply.
A right-wing Tory MP also objected to Mr Clegg’s remark, to which he responded: “Ok, I apologise, homophobic bigots are nice people really, everyone should be one.”