Facebook have today announced the launch of a new feature to their social media platform.
The worlds leading social media application has developed the new capability due to extensive research within their worldwide customer base. The central feature of the launch is a new ‘Exterminate’ button on the user profile page. Now, users not only have the option to ‘Like’ and ‘Share’ content, they have the option to exterminate the providers of poor or annoying content.
“We are really proud of this new capability.” said a spokesperson. “Annoying and irrelevant content was becoming a real issue to our users. Now, with a simple click of the button serial providers of dull, boring and links to mindless commentary can be eliminated by controlled explosion.”
“Many of our users were finding that exposure to this kind of content was leading to a state of induced coma and we really had to do something.” She continued. “It’s a great feature and one I have used several times already. It has certainly enhanced my user experience and its great fun.”
Meanwhile, none of the social media commentators, normally active on the web, were available for comment as they couldn’t be located or had been admitted to hospital with instances of unexplained spontaneous combustion.