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Started 8 months ago by Sinnick
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Sinnick

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... when you can get one of these:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19567351

Posted 8 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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But how good is it at fetching sticks?

Posted 8 months ago #
sigmund

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"It can stand upright, walk for 20 miles without a break and carry up to 400lbs.”

Equivalent to half a sherpa then.

Posted 8 months ago #
rikkor

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Might be better at terrorizing the mailman.

Posted 8 months ago #
Ironduke

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Well thats a bit of a shitter.

I'm up for retraining, so long as someone can assure me these things develop strong emotional attachments that overrule all fiscal prudency in their owners, and they malfunction frequently and expensively, preferably DURING working hours.

Posted 8 months ago #
waylandsmithy

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I once worked for a guy who insisted you could fix any old, damaged dog for 7p. 14p, if you missed with the first barrel.

Ah, farmers.

Posted 8 months ago #
rikkor

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I just saw what I would like for a my next pet in the newspaper. A liger, which is a lion/tiger mix. At 900 lbs., he is bigger than the weights of both his parents combined. This one seemed very sweet, but, I imagine could get cross is the 50 lbs. of meat wasn't served briskly.

Posted 8 months ago #
Ironduke

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Good luck emptying the litter tray.

Posted 8 months ago #
rikkor

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No need to keep composting.

Posted 8 months ago #
sigmund

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And good luck getting your post as well.

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