It was confirmed this morning that local office worker Sally Gibson is to move from semi-skimmed to skimmed milk in an effort to lose weight. Ms Gibson was heard loudly confirming the rumours to colleagues this morning imploring them to follow her example.
Dismissing the suggestion that her daily breakfast consumption of two croissants was impacting her diet, Gibson detailed some of the great salads she has been knocking together for dinner.
As well removing an estimated 0.3g of fat from her daily diet with the move to skimmed milk, Gibson is also expected to be making a real effort to get off the bus a stop early and walk the rest of the way. Colleague Alan Silvers also suggested that they should club together to buy a "whole load of fruit or something" for the office.
There was controversy however when Gibson was heard loudly refusing a slice of afternoon cake stating that she was "close to her calorie target for the day". An eyewitness reported that shortly afterwards, she consumed 4 chocolate digestives with tea "in about 30 seconds".