In a rare interview with Gay Times, Jesus proclaimed his undying love for former captor & executioner Pontius Piolt. "I accept we had our differences in the early days, and of course there were old wounds". Jesus explained, whilst nervously staring at his upturned palms.
"Pontius is a kind loving man who was unfairly portrayed by the Old Testament tabloids, I just want my Father to bless our union so we can be regarded as man and man in his eyes".
The timing of the interview which has been labelled The Second Coming 'Out' is thought by many to be ill advised.
God is said to still be angered by an EU ruling forcing all places of worship to display Health Notices claiming: Warning This Building May Contain Nuts.
Given Gods history of Draconian measures when things don't quite go his way (See: lots of swarming insects and Very High Tides) and with many already predicting 2012 as the end of the world. It appears that his only sons public outing may just be civilisations final Reach Around.
