Seven of the world’s top clairvoyants and astrologers were killed yesterday as their tour-bus was struck by a falling elephant. Kaiser, a 3.5 ton Indian bull elephant belonging to the Moscow State Circus, was being transported by helicopter to his new home at Whipsnade zoo, when the hawser holding his crate under the Chinook unexpectedly snapped. The heavily sedated Kaiser then fell 2500 feet in his crate before landing on the bus carrying the clairvoyants on their "your life - more amazing than you could imagine!" tour. Kaiser rummaged through the wreckage for some sticky buns before being led away from the scene with only a slight limp.
Astrologer and mystic Russell Cainer, who had pulled out of the tour the day before due to a 'gentleman's complaint,' said "an elephant falling from the sky - who could have predicted such a thing?"
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World famous clairvoyants killed as falling elephant lands on mini-bus.
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