Several African nations have contacted UK charities in recent weeks insisting they are no longer willing to accept financial aid due to the continued criticism they receive for imprisoning, murdering and torturing homosexuals.
Countries such as Angola, Uganda and Mali insist they (the Africans) 'have had enough of the UK’s pink pound and want all cash donations stopped immediately'.
'Why should we keep on accepting your filthy sodomite money'? asked Miriam Sagunda, head of Congo's Keep Your Cash appeal. 'You are constantly criticising the way we do things here, but all you ever do is give us more and more money. As a result we have set up a campaign to raise awareness amongst the African people on just how easy it is for western governments to force financial aid upon us.
It's all money, money, money with you people as though that's all that matters.
You have already donated billions. But for you it's never enough...you just keep coming back handing out more and more as though that will somehow put things right.
One minute it's 10 million for this crisis, the next it's 20 million for that crisis, the next you are raising 25 million for famine relief.
At first we were just going to return the money donated by gays, sodomists,atheists and opposition supporters but realised that is nearly the entire UK population anyway.
So we decided to end all donations
You can send as much as you like but from now on, we won’t be using it.
In fact we are working out ways in which we can return ALL the cash you have forced upon us over the past 50 years.
We don’t need your money when we have God on our side.
'Praise the Lord and death to the queers' sang the congregation
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