Fun-loving Prince Harry has started an amusing war of words with the Taleban after his deployment to Afghanistan as an Apache Chopper Pilot.
Harry turned to Twitter to taunt the Taleban, promising that ‘one was going to blast you sandal-wearing Muzzo fuckers from the medieval age back to the Stone Age.’
Showing an admirable sense of humour the Taleban tweeted back promising to ‘blow the toff-nosed ginger cunt out of the sky, cut off his balls and use them in a game of Murghazi (the Afghan national sport where tribesmen on horseback chase an object – in this case Prince Harry’s balls – around a dusty field).’
The hilarious banter continued as the 3rd in line to the British throne hit back, pointing out that his Apache attack helicopter will only be going into combat closely surrounded by another 25 Royal Protection Apaches so ‘good luck with shooting one down – losers!’
He also added his Royal Balls had been in far more dodgy situations than a game of Murghazi on an average night out in Mayfair.
The Taleban then got personal insulting his ‘kraut Granny, jug-eared Dad, dead slut Mother who – Allah be praised – was in love with a Muslim, baldy-head brother and his anorexic sister-in-law.’
They also slammed Prince Harry for his 'degenerate' behaviour in Las Vegas which they said violated strict Sharia Law 'on quite a number of counts.' A Taliban spokesman said that all their lads take their R&R in nearby Tajikistan where the women are said to wear revealing burkhas that show 40% more eye slit than the 'frigid fatimas' in Afghanistan.
The spokesman also promised that if the Taliban ever - Allah willing - took control of Vegas there'd be some big changes. He was 'pretty sure' the showgirls would need to 'cover up quite a bit - as in every inch of their lithe, near-naked, luscious nubile bodies...er I mean....evil, sinful flesh' and that all gamblers would be severely frowned upon and beheaded. 'What happens in Vegas, will be brutally punished in Vegas!' he added.