Grayling to “bring back hanging for gays and unemployed; pardon all bankers and phone hackers”
An unemployed gay couple living in a Bed and Breakfast are to sue Justice Minister Chris Gayling for discrimination after they found out he was going to bring back hanging for gay and unemployed people.
“It doesn’t bother me” said Mr Grayling “the backhander I got from some bankers I shall not be pursuing will more than cover it.”