Edward Milliband has taken heart of David Camerons’ criticque of his butchness and has asked some doctors to look into his vagina. By removing it he hopes to become a sweating, butch serious politician, instead of a coffeemade who panders his Balls.
“I will miss my laddy garden but not too worry” said Mr Milliband Strgr, (stranger of the Milliband’s). I already have a dick that I call Skinner which should make a pissing contest a sinch.”
If all goes well, The operation to butcheries Milliband will be completed with the removal of excess tits. “I call them Andrew Burnam and Steven Twigg.”
Mr Millibands ex-vagayajy will stand in a bi-election on its own two feet, once the opportunity presents. “It will win”, said Edward. “People will vote for any cunt with a labour rosette these day.”