German software giant SAP have launched a smart phone & tablet app that enables Germans to translate British satire into leather clad slapstick.
The company's spokesman Fritz Banghard claimed "The biggest hardship was getting the program to understand the huge amount of time wasted writing such crap. The inefficiency caused by hours of writing satire continually caused our computers to crash."
"In the end we had to seek help from our British office. They advised us to take extra long tea breaks, whilst using our computers spare processor power to surf the internet, message friends on Facebook and play Call of Duty Black Ops."
The company is now working on an App to enable Greeks to use their smart phones as an abacus. "Since they've had calculators their maths has gone to shit and it's cost Germans a fortune" explained Banghard
SAP is not just looking at products for Europe and is considering designing an app to help Americans understand... Well, Anything.