A Rabbi caught with pork sausages in his swimming trunks has denied he later intended to BBQ them. The sausages slipped from his speedos whilst attempting swan dive at his neighbours poole party.
Newly qualified Rabbi, Ben Cohen later explained "I never meant to eat them, I only placed them in my trunks to Impress Hot Chicks at the party. A few Yiddish phrases and a cool Kippah are not the sure thing they used to be you know."
