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Started 3 years ago by Scroat
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Scroat

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Is apparently going into stand-up comedy. I'm completely lacking in inspiration today.

Come on someone!

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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Lembit Opik loses seat, decides to stand up.

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QorbeQ

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Opik loses comedy position, tries hand at stand-up instead

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Dickens or Shakespeare

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Opik continues with comedy career despite election setback.

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Scroat

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Opik stand-up bid fails in absence of Cheeky Girl

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Oxbridge

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Opik's face splits double act: 'The rest of him just wasn't funny,' it told reporters.

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QorbeQ

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Audience rates Opik comedy performance as 'not cheeky enough'

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QorbeQ

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Opik stand-up routine 'relies too heavily on comedy name'

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allmyownstunts

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Lembit Opik = I like to b MP.

Plagiarised for your enjoyment by allmyownstunts.

Posted 3 years ago #
andhrimnir

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will his tour be called "My Opik approach (or how to lose a safe seat)"

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Scroat

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Have you noticed that they stand up when speaking in the Commons? The reason is that they are talking out of their arses, and no-one would hear what they were saying if they were sitting down.

Well, that used to be the case, but with the new Coalition, it will all be different. Obviously.

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