Voters are perplexed as to why they voted in incompetent public schoolboys to ruin the UK economy, then they realised it was to get rid of Gordon Brown, so now don’t feel quite so bad.
Onto Showbiz news now and the extraordinary breaking story that George Galloway is back on Big Brother. Due to falling ratings and despite the best innuendos Julian Clary can muster, gorgeous George is to be given another outing for a fee believed to be in the region of £2 million. “I am sworn to secrecy” said George “but I am working on my new catchphrase ‘would you like to taste my pussy?’”