Scientists examining the 80,000 year old DNA belonging to the body of a girl found in Siberia's Denisova cave have discovered interesting facts about her life. "She was really hot" says Nobel prizewinning archeologist Dr Petr Denisovitch. "With brown hair, eyes and skin she certainly floats my coracle!" Recent more detailed analysis revealed she also liked pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. The team is to continue digging in the hope of finding someone who had a good sense of humour and liked vegetarian food!
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Posted 8 months ago #
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Detailed speculation has confirmed that her name was Alison and her best friend was a chap called Keith. Her favourite colour was green.
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Great headline. And the rest too. *****
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The scientists painstakingly reconstructed an anatomically correct lifesize model. Which has since gone missing.
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I heard she was giving up more than genetic secrets back in the day.
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You've clearly also seen "Jurassic Pork 2" Rikkor...
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And "10,000 Years AC/DC".
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