Some fine comic writing here as people struggle to express their feelings about girl biros.
Fun with Amazon Reviews
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I snorted aloud.
I also intend to buy as many boxes of these as I can before I return to uni, in the hope that these brilliant creations help me jot my name down at the top of my notepad, before I drift off into daydreams of kittens, clouds and ickle, fluffy wuffy bunny wabbits...
Nice - did you find this on a web site today? Because half the reviews were published today...
kga6 - a friend Facebooked it this morning and now a lot of them have. It's gone viral, just like the Paul Ross canvas picture and the three wolves and the moon t-shirt before it.
And the Veet for Men...
I must mail them my new concept- drawing on bank 'pens on a chain' and a depth of compassionate understanding for womankind that would put even Gerge Galloway to shame...
A tampon with a biro attached to an extralong string.
Therefore, whilst our heroine is multi-tasking away with both hands, wearing bulge-containing super-slimming atire without pockets, and sporting a handbag so damned expensive and shiny that it must not even be touched...she still has a pen handy for writing baking soda scullery uses into Take a Break's Top Tips page.
Better get some prototypes ready for the Bic focus group, I reckon...
Dammit Shitsu!! Have you seen the adverts we're getting here now?
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