Anyone here ever encountered a member of the gliterati that, upon closer inspection has turned out to be a complete and utter twat? I know I have!
A few years back whilst holidaying in Portugal, I spotted ex Goodie and modern day bird disturber Bill Oddie sitting on a wall next to an aviary containing parrots, cockatoos and suchlike.
As I went mincing past the boy I remarked in my best Bethnal Green East London accent (I make Ray Winstone sound like Brian Sewell) "Alright mate? You're alright for a spot of bird watching there son"
To my surprise and consternation instead of replying in jocular mode with a cheery smile and a hail fellow well met demeanour the miserable little bleeder merely scowled at me and then looked in the opposite direction.
What a short-arsed, taciturn, beardy little celebrity twat!
Bruce Forsythe knees me in the groin for calling out "Alright my love?".....:(