Since niether PM David Cameron nor Deputy Clegg wish to move downmarket, number ten Downing Street has been sold off to help repay the National Debt and is to reopen as a Chinese Takeaway (Mandarin Spoken).
Number 11 is similarly surplus to requirements and is to become a charity shop selling off obsolete Knick-Knacks (Royal Family)
and surplus assets (Scotland)
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10 Downing Street to Re-Open as Chinese Take-Away (under New Management)
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