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Neil Armstrong death 'an obvious hoax' say conspiracy theorists

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Started 2 years ago by Midnight Dreary
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Midnight Dreary

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More soon.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Funny. Like Global Warming.

Posted 2 years ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Nice

Posted 2 years ago #
Midnight Dreary

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Thanks - I was going to pad it out with stuff like "photos of him in hospital are clearly mocked up, you can see the shadows are all wrong", and "many people still doubt that we have the technology for heart surgery, we just wanted to beat the Russians, who have already managed it with a monkey" etc etc.

But in the end I didn't.

Posted 2 years ago #
tedweasel

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According to the NSA there aren't any Conspiracy Theorists it's all a smokescreen.

Posted 2 years ago #
Al OPecia

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Midnight - well done - I think hat it would make a good full sub along the lines that you have suggested.

Posted 2 years ago #
Haywood Manley

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Agreed - tons of potential there.

Posted 2 years ago #
Boutros

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Neil Armstrong got to the moon but never made it back due to the fact that they didn't have the technology for return and re-entry. The three astronauts who emerged from the space capsule were look-alikes who on splashdown entered dressed as divers and quickly changed into space suits. They then lived the rest of their lives with the families of the astronauts abandoned on the moon. The famililies never let on.

It's all true and you know it is.

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Really good idea, definitely worth expanding.

Posted 2 years ago #
JohnA

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“I am, and ever will be, a white-socks, pocket-protector, nerdy engineer, born under the second law of thermodynamics, steeped in steam tables, in love with free-body diagrams, transformed by Laplace and propelled by compressible flow.”

Neil Armstrong

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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We'll all look at the moon at think about it in a different light now.

And you cynical bastards can all fuck off.

The luxury of cyberspace is, you get to decide whether you're with us or you're cynical bastard.

Posted 2 years ago #
HIGNFY

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Funny!

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Midnight Dreary

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Many apologies for stealing this from the Daily Mash, only two days before they "came up with it"... :-)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/neil-armstrongs-death-faked-2012082839154

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Nails UK

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When I look at the moon, I think of that select band of humans who have walked on it and all the c**p (literal and figurative) that they left behind them.

http://news.discovery.com/space/moon-landing-sites-nasa-111024.html

As a race, we are not fit to be let out on our own.

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