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Neil Armstrong death 'an obvious hoax' say conspiracy theorists
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Posted 4 years ago # -
Thanks - I was going to pad it out with stuff like "photos of him in hospital are clearly mocked up, you can see the shadows are all wrong", and "many people still doubt that we have the technology for heart surgery, we just wanted to beat the Russians, who have already managed it with a monkey" etc etc.
But in the end I didn't.
Posted 4 years ago # -
Neil Armstrong got to the moon but never made it back due to the fact that they didn't have the technology for return and re-entry. The three astronauts who emerged from the space capsule were look-alikes who on splashdown entered dressed as divers and quickly changed into space suits. They then lived the rest of their lives with the families of the astronauts abandoned on the moon. The famililies never let on.
It's all true and you know it is.
Posted 4 years ago # -
Many apologies for stealing this from the Daily Mash, only two days before they "came up with it"... :-)
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/neil-armstrongs-death-faked-2012082839154
Posted 4 years ago # -
When I look at the moon, I think of that select band of humans who have walked on it and all the c**p (literal and figurative) that they left behind them.
http://news.discovery.com/space/moon-landing-sites-nasa-111024.html
As a race, we are not fit to be let out on our own.
Posted 4 years ago #
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