Chaos ensued late last night when NewsBiscuit's Isle of Wight news page went missing. Readers of the satirical website were unable to reach their favourite stories of the nation's largest offshore island. Internet Explorer 8 was reported across the nation as looping to a lifestyle page, while TomToms across the land froze and automatically returned users to their "home". Apple's Safari browser did manage to keep working, but the paper received hundreds of reports that it repeatedly returned to a Google map of Anglesey, which is no bloody use to anyone.
Dozens of the paper's reporters besieged the Editor's office, demanding that the erroneous links be updated. They all expressed fears that their bonuses, based on the number of hits their popular reports gather, would also be cut in an effort, it is believed, to pay for the recent facelift the paper has undergone.
(I know subs about NewsBiscuit are looked down on, but I want my links to Isle of Wight to work, and I want them now!)