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   kga6
   

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   This guy is either an ignorant nutter, or a comedy genius. Either way, from a neutral perspective it is comedy gold.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   Perks
   

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   An advert for atheism. He says 'god created language. He created English, Portugese, Brazilian...' So God was a lazy bastard and gave 1 language 2 different names and hoped no one would notice. No wonder the creation of the universe only took six days if he was taking shortcuts like that. I bet the planning permission was only applied for retrospectivly. Cowboy.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   He's right you know, I bet if you asked any murdering rapist on death row they would tell you they are big fans of Origin of Species.

   But I can't believe a monkey has never given birth to a human baby in a lab? That can't be right.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   See, that there is proof of a scientific cover up.

   I bet loads of monkeys having given birth to human babies in labs, but the scientific community has hushed it up.

   I know, because when God was chattering away inside my head the other night, he told me.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   Al OPecia
   

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   Bet he's a Republican.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   kga6
   

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   The "monkey has never given birth to a human baby in a lab" line is my favourite. Although I love the way he uses stats and science ideas to back up the bible too. In episode 4, he puts a lab coat on so we know "he's doing real science".

   The bit where he essentially claims that the word 'evolution' evolved from evilution over time is for me the crowning jewel of the argument against evolution.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   I also like the way he talks so matter of factly about the tower of babel as if, had god not intervened, they would have made it to heaven.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   rikkor
   

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   I couldn't watch the Second Coming of Christ if it were 5:46. If you are a Jew, it's the First Coming, if a Mormon, the Third.

   Posted 9 months ago #

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