Mass murderer Anders Breivik has declared the Norwegian courts completely insane after they sentenced him to a paltry 21 years for the killing of 77 innocent young people in July of last year.
Breivik was led from the courts in tears after being handed the maximum sentence of just 21 years for his appalling acts of cold blooded murder, complaining that it was barely a year for each hour that it took him to complete his killing spree.
The murderer was visibly shaken after judges told him they would consider prolonging the sentence beyond the statutory 21 years if he was still deemed to be ‘a danger to society’ at the end of it.
‘A danger to society....FFS... I murdered 77 innocent boys and girls and injured over 200 others....how much more of a danger to society do you want me to be’? sobbed the clearly distressed neo-nazi.
I sweated buckets out there on that island, have you any idea how much time and effort it takes to murder 77 innocent by-standers...clearly not.
The courts might not have taken the biggest blood bath in Norwegian history seriously, but I put everything I had into that killing spree....and all I get is this’.
But the courts were adamant that the killer would only face a 21 year prison sentence and nothing he could say or do would convince them otherwise.
Lawyers acting on behalf of the crazed killer said their client would be appealing against the lenience shown to him by the courts and were prepared to go all the way to the Court of Human Rights to get the conviction overturned and a more fitting sentence imposed on the gunman...‘if only on behalf of the poor survivors’.
But the judge hit back at Breivik’s lawyers by insisting that if the killer kept his nose clean and stayed away from trouble while inside prison, he could be back on the streets inside 10 years and free to kill again.
‘Next time it will be puppy-dogs’ shouted Breivik as he was led away..., lovely fluffy, cuddly little puppies with pink , squashed up little noses and squiggly-wiggly tails ...oh, and a few bouncy baby bunnies with fluffy white bob-tails too ...and a hedgehog, yes a fucking hedgehog.....then we’ll see who’s a danger to society.
Maybe then they will take me seriously’.
But just as Breivik thought his day couldn’t get any worse a team of court-appointed psychiatrists say they entirely agreed with the gunman’s ‘insane’ verdict and wasted no time in declaring themselves and the judge a complete bunch of paranoid schizophrenics for contriving to hand out such a ridiculously lenient sentence.
Breivick has sworn to kill again while inside but judges ruled that killing in prison would not count as they (the other prisoners) would not be able to escape either.
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Breivik ‘a very naughty boy’ say Norwegian courts
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