... has apparently recorded a song called 'Lesbian Seagull.'
What can you say?
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThat he's been watching too much "Beavis and Butthead".
Posted 8 months ago # -
Brenda SugarTits69
offlineMemberThis reminds me of the time I was in Eastbourne for the tennis. I had just finished watching Amelie Mauresmo give Kournikova probably the most comprehensive licking I've ever seen in the women's game, and was walking back to my hotel with a bag of chips. Well, you could say I've always had an eye for the birds, but I got the shock of my life when I saw a young, attractive "she-gull" staring at me, coquettishly with big firm wings and smooth white breast, I could tell it was my type, but unsure of the etiquette, i tried to put it out of my mind.
I sat down on a bench, and pretended to ignore it, but it edged closer, with eyes that seemed to suggest she could sense my excitement. I offered a chip, and as my fingers brushed against her searching, hungry beak, she unfanned her tail and manouevred so I could tell that her cloaca was getting moist.
Well, one thing led to another, and hours later I awoke in my hotel room, sated, surrounded by feathers, but alone. She had left a 'note' on the pillow, but this bird had flown.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that love comes in all shapes and sizes, but you should never try to tie a gull down.Posted 8 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI may have been herring things, but I was told she was some gull.
Posted 8 months ago #
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